I'm as real as the streets.

evgeniemalkin:

I always get so freaked out when I look back at junior high or high school because I literally knew 13 year olds having sex and doing coke and at the time I thought it was normal cause I was 13 too and I felt so Old and Mature and now it’s like we were fucking children how did that even happen

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

monstergagaholic:

tyleroakley:

i’m literally so infatuated with the first clip that it makes me upset when I watch it

ive reflagged this like 8 times

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

tuukkaflask:

Canadians

amjayes:

The full emotional scale of the Finns.

amjayes:

The full emotional scale of the Finns.

look at that body, i work out" - jonathan toews, probably

Mutant and proud.
If only.

ofgeography:

i didn’t realize how badly i needed an infinite loop of nicki minaj and ellen degeneres saying different words for booty until suddenly i had it.

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

bloody-mary-23:

Danny and Claude saying nice things about each other (◕‿◕✿)

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