I'm as real as the streets.

tastefullyoffensive:

"Who dares disturb my slumber?" [x]

waytoostrongforwaytoolong:

deanfrost:

at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it

when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?

the nhl in review
2013-14 season
team 10 of 30

o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER

bewbin:

you always gotta keep your opponent on their toes. unless your opponent is a ballerina, that is where they are most powerful 

melsephant:

I’ve been playing cat simulator lately and it’s pretty fun

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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mcdonaldsfries20:

what a guy

mcdonaldsfries20:

what a guy

the-destroia:

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Hockey Puck