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another hockey jokes

bennseguin:

bruinsstrong:

canadianbeauty10:

norwayscurlingpants:

bruinsstrong:

savedbyprice:

Why don’t the Bruins drink tea?

Because Montreal and the Red Wings have all the cups. 

How does a Habs fan change a light bulb?

They don’t. They just talk about how good the old one was.

the edmonton oilers.

How many bruin fans does it take to do the laundry?

None cause they all say it isnt dirty.

What do you call the Habs not winning in over 20 years?

A Hab-it

the third joke was the best

colormeunsatisfied:

this was everything

that-hockey-life:

these posters are on point

that-hockey-life:

these posters are on point

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

schoolyards:

teach me how

schoolyards:

teach me how

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

sergeantjerkbarnes:

can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania

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nahtzen:

when you’re the first person to like someone’s response to an Anon

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dancesamdance:

obnoxious colors foreveeeerrrr

Patrick Kane with the Stanley Cup iPhone 5 backgrounds asked by anon

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